i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash
what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
I thought this was tumblr appropriate.
lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened
this was not lucas this some straight up paranormal activity shit girl you need to get an exorcist in there stat got damn
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
What the fuck.
the only people who tell me im cute are old ladies
this url was a bad idea